Valu Gamez

Saturday, October 5, 2013

PROfilez: Mass Effect (2007)

Pro's:

- Dating sim partz that shows a woman's butt in it (unlike the sequels with no nudity)

- Choose-your-own adventure storyline where you can choose to kill lots of aliens and be mean to everyone

- Very interesting backstory (later ruined in Mass Effect 3)

- Very scary plot twist

- Very satisfying ending where you get revenge

- Combat system is unseen never before in a video game. Challenging and tactical.

- All the weapons have infinite ammo

- Best soundtrack. BEST.

- Song at the end of the game is the best and will blow the player face off

- Characters are dressed for combat (unlike the sequels)

- You get to drive around on a ton of planets, even though there is nothing on them, which makes the game seem very big and immersive (unlike the sequels)

- Lens flares everywhere

- Not very long game...15 hours action RPG...is short and powerful (unlike the sequels). Storyline develops as you go along and lots of stuff happens, unlike the sequels.

- BEST FUCKING GAME

Con's:

- Nothing

PROfilez: Metro 2033 (2010)

Pro's:

- Very immersive by removing the HUD and having to manually manage your weaponz and gear

- Nice high difficulty with enemies that do much a lot of damage. Checkpoint system is spaced out well to balance repetition and tension.

- Graphics is nice effects like dirt specs in the air

Con's:

- Enemies know EXACTLY where you are when alerted and can kill you in the pitch black dark from very far away. When you get close to their corpse, you discover that the majority do no have NVG so it doesn't make sense

- Game becomes easier with NVG when you get it, but's that's okay

- Enemies don't have dicks, ballsacks or assholes