Hey you dumb bitches, check out this gameplate of the STRAGFE game just out on steam this year (footage taken by ME, OF COURSE):
Enjoy and PEACE ;) FUCKR
#shade #salt
Friday, August 4, 2017
Tuesday, May 2, 2017
GREAT MOMENTZ IN GAMING : HALF LIFE 2
In HALF LIFE 2, it was a great disappointment to all gamers when Valve made it so you CAN'T kill friendly characters. But hope came when...who can forget picking up the enemy turrets and carrying them around so they kill the friendlies? THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO BLOCK MY PATH. And you can finally kill that god damn Barney this way while he uses a computer (see below).
#greatmoments
#greatmoments
Monday, April 17, 2017
QUAKE CHAMPIONZ CLOSED BETA
Did u get into the closed beta? The Pro's at Value Gamers did. Couldn't help but notice that some of the characters are rip-offs of enemies planned for GAM, including sexy woman and dinosair
#plagarisum
#plagarisum
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Top 10 Game Elements
What makes a great FPS game? Regardless of any unique or defining overall concepts, there are certain core elements that just can't be ignored. Here are TEN straight from the pros at ValueGames:
1. GOING INTO THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM
Games allow you to do things you normally can't do in real life. Going into the women's restroom and finding out just what the heck goes on in there is at the top of the list.
2. KILLING CIVILIANS
Just like going into the women's restrooms, being able to permanently kill anyone you come across is vital for the believablility of the game world.
3. FULL-BODY AWARENESS
Being able to look down and see your own legs (and shoot them) is completely necessary for the believability the game character.
4. GOING PRONE
Being able to lay down on the ground and crawl around is something anyone would do in a real firefight, so its inclusion is absolutely essential.
5. LEANING / PEEKING
Leaning out of cover and peeking around corners is an essential defensive tactic. While strafing is an easy alternative, dedicated lean/peek buttons that rotate the camera increase the immersion factor.
6. REALISTIC GUNPLAY
Guns are loud in real life. They also recoil. And when you look through a scope, things outside of the scope aren't magnified too. Plus, re-loading isn't automatic...when you hear a click, you know you're out! Lastly...being able to pick up enemy weapons....HELLOOOOOO....!
7. REALISTIC ENEMIES
When people get shot in a game, they should flinch and react in a way that a real person would, including yelling and possibly dropping their weapon (and laying on the ground, still alive). Headshots should cause the enemy to convulse on the ground.
8. PILES OF CORPSES
Dead bodies don't disappear...they stack up! It's always a plus if you can drag them around or further dismember them, even eat them. Also: pools of blood, gibs, and flies!
9. INTERACTIVE ENVIRONMENTS
The environment should be MORE than just a backdrop for the shooting...it should enhance it by providing additional gameplay elements. This includes walls that can be destroyed or shot through (bullet penetration), objects that can fall, be thrown or hit, etc.
10. RAIN + WEATHER
It needs to rain like NO OTHER in the game. Weather effects in general present a passive way to create challenge and complexity to the core game mechanics, namely obscuring your auditory / visual senses.
11. DRIVEABLE VEHICLES
Why place vehicles in a game world if you can't drive them? Or blow them up? That's garbage!
12. HARD DIFFICULTY
Only on the hard difficulty must the player master the game mechanics and actively think about how to progress through a firefight. Players will usually take the easy route and just blow through a game in the name of "enjoying" it...FUK DAT!
THERE YOU GO...all the elements needed for a successful game. Can you think of any game that has all of these? If you answered GAM, you're correct.
All screenshots by me.
1. GOING INTO THE WOMEN'S RESTROOM
Games allow you to do things you normally can't do in real life. Going into the women's restroom and finding out just what the heck goes on in there is at the top of the list.
2. KILLING CIVILIANS
Just like going into the women's restrooms, being able to permanently kill anyone you come across is vital for the believablility of the game world.
3. FULL-BODY AWARENESS
Being able to look down and see your own legs (and shoot them) is completely necessary for the believability the game character.
4. GOING PRONE
Being able to lay down on the ground and crawl around is something anyone would do in a real firefight, so its inclusion is absolutely essential.
5. LEANING / PEEKING
Leaning out of cover and peeking around corners is an essential defensive tactic. While strafing is an easy alternative, dedicated lean/peek buttons that rotate the camera increase the immersion factor.
6. REALISTIC GUNPLAY
Guns are loud in real life. They also recoil. And when you look through a scope, things outside of the scope aren't magnified too. Plus, re-loading isn't automatic...when you hear a click, you know you're out! Lastly...being able to pick up enemy weapons....HELLOOOOOO....!
7. REALISTIC ENEMIES
When people get shot in a game, they should flinch and react in a way that a real person would, including yelling and possibly dropping their weapon (and laying on the ground, still alive). Headshots should cause the enemy to convulse on the ground.
8. PILES OF CORPSES
Dead bodies don't disappear...they stack up! It's always a plus if you can drag them around or further dismember them, even eat them. Also: pools of blood, gibs, and flies!
9. INTERACTIVE ENVIRONMENTS
The environment should be MORE than just a backdrop for the shooting...it should enhance it by providing additional gameplay elements. This includes walls that can be destroyed or shot through (bullet penetration), objects that can fall, be thrown or hit, etc.
10. RAIN + WEATHER
It needs to rain like NO OTHER in the game. Weather effects in general present a passive way to create challenge and complexity to the core game mechanics, namely obscuring your auditory / visual senses.
11. DRIVEABLE VEHICLES
Why place vehicles in a game world if you can't drive them? Or blow them up? That's garbage!
12. HARD DIFFICULTY
Only on the hard difficulty must the player master the game mechanics and actively think about how to progress through a firefight. Players will usually take the easy route and just blow through a game in the name of "enjoying" it...FUK DAT!
THERE YOU GO...all the elements needed for a successful game. Can you think of any game that has all of these? If you answered GAM, you're correct.
All screenshots by me.
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
Saturday, January 3, 2015
Thursday, January 1, 2015
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Saturday, June 7, 2014
OLD MOD I MADE
DOOM MOD I MADE A LONG TIME AGO. U play as a hamster with a sword, flamethrower, and a "shit gun" with ass-wipe animation. Exploding asians and honey-bear enemies.
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Friday, March 21, 2014
Favorite Gamz
1. Mass Effect
2. Dragon Age: Originz
3. Final Fantasy XIII
4. Turok 2: Seedz of Evil
5. Super Castlevania IV
6. Crysiz
7. Silent Hill 3
8. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
9. Donkey Kong Country
10. Fallout
Friday, March 14, 2014
Saturday, December 28, 2013
PROfilez: Turok 2: Seedz of Evil (N64)
Pro's:
- Best graphics at the time, still hold up to this day due to good animations
- Dismemberment and tons of gore, enemies react to getting shot or what weapon you're holding
- Giant enemies, all of them distinct and well designed
- Creative weapons like the Cerebral Bore, Tek Bow, Scorpion, Razor Wind and Shredder
- Incredible soundtrack and audio design
- World design is impressive, atmosphere is desolate and ominous
- Invented the weapon wheel that is illegally plagiarized even to this day
- "Frag Tag" (aka Monkey Tag) multiplayer mode is in a league of its own even to this day
- Black box and black game cart are very cool even to this day
- If I had three wishes, one of them would be for this game to be remade
Con's:
- Extremely easy to get completely and utterly lost
- Despite weapon variety, the shotgun ends up being your go-to gun for most of the game
- Cannot kill the children you run into
- PC version lighting looks like shit (see: all of these screenshots, which are just full-bright, or 99% of the videos on youtube, which also feature the fucked-up emulated version. The real version is so god damned dark and spooky, you need to use the Flare Gun or flashlight to see)
- Best graphics at the time, still hold up to this day due to good animations
- Dismemberment and tons of gore, enemies react to getting shot or what weapon you're holding
- Giant enemies, all of them distinct and well designed
- Creative weapons like the Cerebral Bore, Tek Bow, Scorpion, Razor Wind and Shredder
- Incredible soundtrack and audio design
- World design is impressive, atmosphere is desolate and ominous
- Invented the weapon wheel that is illegally plagiarized even to this day
- "Frag Tag" (aka Monkey Tag) multiplayer mode is in a league of its own even to this day
- Black box and black game cart are very cool even to this day
- If I had three wishes, one of them would be for this game to be remade
Con's:
- Extremely easy to get completely and utterly lost
- Despite weapon variety, the shotgun ends up being your go-to gun for most of the game
- Cannot kill the children you run into
- PC version lighting looks like shit (see: all of these screenshots, which are just full-bright, or 99% of the videos on youtube, which also feature the fucked-up emulated version. The real version is so god damned dark and spooky, you need to use the Flare Gun or flashlight to see)
Thursday, December 26, 2013
PROfilez: Killzone Shaodw Fall (PS4)
Pro's:
- Nice graphics
- Very balanced multiplayer with good map design and unique abilities and upgrades
- Gun controls are ultra-responsive
- The OWL drone is cool when it works
- The Spoor gun is designed very well
Con's:
- Fuckiing OWL drone is very temperamental about when it will work and is thus very unreliable
- Can't hear anything anyone is saying, even with the music and sfx turned down..have to use subtitiles
- Lots of rocks, poles, chairs, and other pointless things in the environment to get stuck on
- Overall amount of gun combat is relatively low
- Too many dark levels, all without a flashlight
- "Stealth" mission paths that can't be completed with stealth
- "Simon says" -type "do-what-I-say-or-die" levels with Echo, even though she is hot
- Some very poor pacing in the campaign make for some agonizingly drawn out pointless scenes
- Music is noticeably absent in many parts of the campaign, and doesn't contribute much to the overall atmosphere when present
- D-pad can be unresponsive in multiplayer
- The player "Gods Messenger" in multiplayer is gay
Screen shots by me >:0
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
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